They say finding a job is tough nowadays, but the cats at home have taken “slacking off” to a whole new level. With their exceptional skills in “doing nothing” and professional abilities, they’ve managed to thrive in the home office. Through their hard work (or lack of it), they’ve earned rave reviews from cat owners everywhere. Let’s take a look at some of their key roles!
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Sunshine Collector
Cats in this role take it upon themselves to gather sunlight while their owners are out working hard. They’ll lie in the sun, soaking it up, sometimes chasing the sunbeam around the house, and even flipping over when one side is fully charged. When their owners return home, the cats generously provide them with all the sunlight they’ve collected.
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Ceiling Specialist
This blue-collar role is for the cats who excel at maintenance and inspection, particularly focused on ceiling work. Sometimes they’ll spend half a day up there, ensuring everything is in top shape. We highly recommend cat owners provide “hazard pay” for this high-altitude work.
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Air Conditioning Technician
Also in the blue-collar category, these cats are experts in air conditioner maintenance and inspections. Unlike ceiling specialists, air conditioning technicians go the extra mile by inspecting the units while they are running, making their job significantly harder.
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Security Guard
Security is one of the most common roles for cats because the job market is thriving in this area. Cats in this role take their duties very seriously, guarding everything from the fridge to the toilet to the washing machine. They truly rule over their domain like an all-seeing protector.
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Teacher
Some highly intellectual cats dream of becoming teachers from a young age. Of course, this applies to schoolteachers as well, especially when watching children do their homework. It’s a task that makes anyone want to pull their hair out!Cat Teacher: “What are you looking at? The answer is written right on my face!”
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Central Intelligence Agent
Not every cat can handle this job. Cats in this role have a deep love for gossip and are extremely sensitive to even the slightest changes in their environment. They need to be brave and sharp, with a keen sense of curiosity. Shy or socially anxious cats need not apply for this role.
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Customer Service Representative
Have you ever met someone who seems born to work a particular job? No matter how tough the job market gets, they never worry about finding work. This is exactly the type of cat that becomes a customer service representative.Just between us, this position has already been secretly monopolized by the “Milk Cat” family.
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The Temptress
If it weren’t for necessity, no cat would want to fall into this role. But when food is on the line, even the proudest cat might have to take on this “seductive” career. Let’s all respect these cats who’ve mastered the art of allure and charm.If your cat has perfected this “sexy” look, show us the proof with a picture!
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Quality Inspector
Without the quality inspector, the home would fall apart! Cats in this role are patient and meticulous, inspecting every item in the house—from the fridge and cabinets to the smallest cup or trinket. They also conduct quality tests on new items entering the house, whether it’s a package, groceries, or even food takeout. And sometimes, their testing involves several rounds of “impact tests” to ensure durability.
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Slipper Guard
In today’s world, no home is complete without a trusty pair of slippers. They’re so important that some cats have taken up the role of guarding them. However, this job has age requirements, and only cats under three years old need apply. The younger, the better!
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Fish/Turtle Caretaker
If there’s a fish tank at home, especially an open one, the cat will automatically take on the role of caretaker. They’ll diligently look after the fish or turtles. However, as the saying goes, “The cook doesn’t steal, but the grains are collected.” Once they’ve been given the job, it’s only fair to allow them some “side income” from time to time.
So, here’s the question, fellow cat owners: What role does your cat play at home? Feel free to share pictures and let everyone know what new and emerging positions your cat has taken on that I might have missed. Your input will help expand my understanding!
